high-functioning sociopath with a multi-fandom/humor blog

jadeneternal:

Overslept due to Xanax last night. Heading to school late today.

Tried a new primer today and my makeup looks really heavy. I’m a bit self conscious about it.

You look great :’)

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”


- Lux ATL (via stripperina)
jadeneternal:

I think, now that I’m used to this new primer, that this is the best my makeup has ever looked!

You’re glowing!!! 💕

jadeneternal:

I think, now that I’m used to this new primer, that this is the best my makeup has ever looked!

You’re glowing!!! 💕

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

Phil is truly underrated...
michaelmidnight:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

cuuuute

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

michaelmidnight:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

cuuuute

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

Oh my god

tokomon:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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